Classics of the Corn: Pizza My Heart (2005)

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks! What better way to celebrate than with a load of cheese? Today’s entry into the Hall of Shame is an ABC Family gem about warring pizzerias. (I originally considered titling this post “Classics of the Corn: Stuffed Crust Edition.”) TMP’s Classics of the Corn series usually features sci-fi films, horrors and… Read More Classics of the Corn: Pizza My Heart (2005)

Eight days of Christmas: Classics of the Corn, Snow & Snow 2: Brain Freeze

Snow tells the story of Sandy Brooks (Ashley Williams), an awkward zookeeper who has no talent for telling jokes and makes friends with the animals who inhabit the San Ernesto, California zoo because she doesn’t have any human friends. Sandy is constantly pursued by a pesky man named Buck (Patrick Fabian) who is always asking… Read More Eight days of Christmas: Classics of the Corn, Snow & Snow 2: Brain Freeze