Classics of the Corn: Pure Country (1992)

There are few genres which immediately lend themselves to producing Classics of the Corn. One of those genres is the musical pseudo-biopic. Pure Country takes bonafide country star George Strait and turns him into fictionalized country star Dusty Chandler (yes, the same name as Lizabeth Scott’s character from Dead Reckoning). Dusty is a man who… Read More Classics of the Corn: Pure Country (1992)

Classics of the Corn: Pizza My Heart (2005)

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks! What better way to celebrate than with a load of cheese? Today’s entry into the Hall of Shame is an ABC Family gem about warring pizzerias. (I originally considered titling this post “Classics of the Corn: Stuffed Crust Edition.”) TMP’s Classics of the Corn series usually features sci-fi films, horrors and… Read More Classics of the Corn: Pizza My Heart (2005)